“In crypto we trust, in $pray we believe.”
“One coin. One prayer. Infinite gains.”
“When all else fails—just $pray.”
“A blessing on the blockchain.”
“Amen and HODL.”
“Blessed be thy bags.”
“He died for our pumps.”
“Confess your weak hands.”
“The Lord works in mysterious yield farms.”
“Kneel before the chart. Rise with profits.”
“In the name of the pump, the dip, and the holy wallet.”
